Jesus said “At Least I Tried”

“Up, up, high in the sky,
Rests and watches,
The omnipotent eye,

God, the creator and father,
Crying in silence,
As the human race falters,

Created in his image and likeness
They became stupid and ignorant,
Or is the better word, selfish!”

So God, told the cherub,
“Cease that infernal rhyming!”
As the great Lord sat alone,
At the Café Saturn, on Saturn of course.

This is where the demons meet the cherubs,
Where God and the Dark One share stories,
Were all beyond our own existence,
Watch and wait for us to destroy ourselves.

And God cries throwing his chalice aside,
“What in all existence did I do wrong!”
All of the spirits and entities calm the unmoved mover,
Whispering, hissing, and panting into his ear:

“Satan, my lord, he’s responsible for it all,
He followed your guidance, yet grew jealous at your power.
He’s the one to blame, for he wants to prove your
Creation is worthless, and gain dominion by destroying the human race.

“Humans are weak now,
They seek only material happiness,
They no longer have faith in you,
You are no real than the Santa Claus myth they created,

“and all thanks to Satan, he controls earth!
Satan, supreme emperor of the humans!
Satan, wager of wars, and king of sexual slime!”

And God bellows aloud,
“and why did I not try to stop him,”
Christ, holding a chalice of wine,
Lifts it up and says, “Hey, at least I tried!”